The Likes of Scotty Scatterfield

Everyone should stay away from the likes of Scotty Scatterfield or they will eat you up, skin, bones, and all. The only problem is that they are virtually invisible because they are able to transform themselves into all sorts of things. Lying in ambush, they are masquerading as basketballs, dandelions, one of those hideous lamps at the Blue Light Cafe – or as Granny Moskovitz, who is just calling a cab here. Or is she?